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Monday, January 21, 2008
"Choking"
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' .
* Please give credit to http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/ for this nice joke....Enjoy!!!
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2. Mungkin tuan-tuan berhasrat bersara awal..inilah jalannya..
3. Dapat melangsaikan segala hutang (Kereta, Credit card, Rumah
4. Mungkin tuan-tuan dah bosan dengan makan gaji...dan inginkan pendapatan yg lebih besar..!!
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8. Mungkin tuan-tuan ingin mengubah cara kehidupan harian tuan-tuan...(stylo sikit...)
9. Mungkin inilah peluang untuk meninggalkan sedikit bekalan kepada anak isteri tuan-tuan sekiranya ajal sudah sampai (bukan meminta, tapi hakikat)
* Tinggalkanlah keluarga tuan-tuan dalam keadaan selesa, bukan dalam keadaan meminta-minta...
Hanya semudah 3 langkah:
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2. Buat bayaran sebanyak RM50 secara bank-in terus ke dalam akaun Top Reseller
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